The spit and image

let's just say we look a like.

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Danielle Blue
I am too tired to get up and turn off the light.
But the rain is beating so nicely on my window, I just want to lie in the dark and listen to the rain on my roof.

Much ♥

I'm excited.
Danielle Blue
Tomorrow, I'm gonna eat like 20 pounds of food.

Today, Josh cleaned out my car and it's like.. the cleanest it's ever been since it's purchase.

Life is good


Just what my dreams are really made of

When I fall...
Danielle Blue
Today, I'm feeling a little different..indifferent, actually.

I'm blogging in the library (*gasp*) between classes.. I think I found the true meaning of bored. I'm really hungry. Yesterday I launched a plan to lose 30 pounds by the end of December. I really don't need, or want to lose 30 pounds.. it's just an experiment. Could I ever be a size 5???? When I get a, I'm gonna join curves, and go every morning before class. I want to be able to stick to a schedule, do things that are good for me. If I am busy, there is little time for wallowing in self-pitty, which I realize that I have been doing a lot of lately.

Maybe I'll make it by getting to the gym by 6 and working out and getting out by 8.. taking a quick shower.. and getting to class a little before 9. Getting outta class at 2, going to work at 3.. Coming home at 9 or 10 , doing homework til 11 or inbetween my 9, and 12 classes.
Tuesdays and Thursdays I just have one 2:00 class. I think I'll get a volunteer Job in the AM so I can get my hours in. So maybe like from 6-8 I'll go to the gym and shower and at 9 I'll get a volunteer job thingie til 1, and at 2 I'll go to class... and at 4 I'll go to work, until 9 or 10.. and Homework til 11 or 12.. and so on.

Business will keep me happy!

Well, I'm off to class

Beaucoup d'amore,
there is a balm..

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Danielle Blue

I love you.. but why did you have to break down and cost me $600.. right before I move in to my apartment? How do you expect me to put gas in you and buy stuff for my a bed? I don't know.. but you better be good. Those better not be personal property taxes in the mail that I have to pay for.. because You're not getting anything for Christmas.


I've been a bad bad girl.
1. How tall are you?

2. Have you ever done heroin?

3. Do you own a gun?
I think I have a dart gun?

4. Do you recycle?
uh.. not really.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nah, I'm a pro.

6. What do you think about hot dogs?
They're okay.. but I like them burnt.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Oh Holy Night.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice.

9. Can you do push ups?
I can do three man push-ups.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Probably not.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Those bracelets my mom bought me.

12. Do you like painkillers?
Yes, they kill pain. What the hell kind of question is that??..In fact..I'm gonna go take some now.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
It's not a secret. I'm just sexy.

14-16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. I wish I was naked.
2. What the heck happened to my belly button ring's top?
3. I need to lose 10 more pounds.

17. First Kiss?
I was 4. We were in class.. <3

18. Middle Name?

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Sweet tea, Orange Juice, Skim Milk.

20. Who is your hero?
My grammy.

21. Last person you called?
My moms ex-boyfriend.. because I wanted to get my ex-un-boyfriend's sister a telephone before she goes to college.

22. Current worry?
No worries.

23. Current hate?
These damn pills. They make my tummy hurt.

24. Favorite place to be?
Jamaica. *le sigh*

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
With the boy...

26. Where would you like to go?
Back to Jamaica.

27. Do you own slippers?

28. What shirt are you wearing?
This tank top I bought from target last year.

29. Do you burn or tan?
BURN?! HAHAHAHAHA.. lol sorry. I tan dears.

30. Favorite color(s)?
Black, Olive, Brown, Grey.

31. Do you like airplanes?
Yep. I think I'm changing my major to aviation.

32. Are you wearing socks right now?

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I usually don' sing in the shower.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I was scared of the floaters... that I saw when the lights went out.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
I don't have any pants on..

36. Last thing/person that made you laugh?
Dr. Robert Frierpanties. <3 I think I laughed til I cried.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I think I had some Sesame Street ones.

38. Broke anything ?
I broke my leg when I was one.

39. Are you doing anything else right now?
Nah... I'm chillin.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three, two that work.. plus the one from college.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Andi no doubt.

42. Who is your most silent friend?

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I thinks so...

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?

45. What is your favorite book?
Their Eyes Were Watching God...ZNH.. or RL's Dream by Walter Mosby.

46. What is your favorite candy?

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I dunno. Cannon in D? Isn't that what they usually play?

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I really don't want a funeral.

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Who the heck is calling meee?

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Danielle Blue
I don't know why I trust people.

Why did my school put in a WEB CENSOR!?

I was trying to buy a swimsuit.. and I couldn't. Do you know why? Because the website said "sexy."

I am a grown ass person. Please don't tell me I can't look at "adult" information on the internet. I am a freaking adult.

I am sexy every day. Block me from the campus, Bitch!

They also blocked facebook. The actual profile part. So I can check my inbox, but I can't check my profile.

If my school had male genitalia, I'd kick it in the testicles.
With a steel toe boot.

Beaucoup D'♥


Things that make you go Ugh.
I don't know why I thought summer school would be fun. Homework during the summer is not fun. I just feel like another day of being young and free is wasted every time I open my A&P book and start doing work. Maybe it's laziness, but I just have a complete and utter disdain for sitting in class when it's 99 degrees outside.. and beautiful.

I don't feel good. I feel physically sick, I'm pissed off, and it's just not a good look. This paper just isn't going to get done tonight. I just don't know enough differences between the chemical and physical differences between respiration in regular speech and quiet breathing. Sorry.

I really, really hate my unboyfriend right now. I swear goodness and everything else that he can't seem to find enough ways to fuck my head up. I wish I had a pair of steel-toe boots to kick him in the nuts.

I miss my car.

Oprah is going to hell.
Danielle Blue
I get like a million e-mails from my older cousins like every day. They're all like "FWD: God told me to tell you this"; "FWD: "Things to know about your Dentist!"; "FWD: INTERESTING!"; "FWD: BEWARE OF THE RAPIST" but some of the stuff is mad random.. like "FWD: 10 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MEN!" and "FWD: THINGS TO TRY..IN BED" . Like c'monnn guys! I'm 20..yall are like 40. Most things to me are better than men. I could probably just think of 1000 right now (glasses, shoes, candy, cars, turtles, fish, eyeballs, bananas, chiba,facebook, myspace). And I might try.. different pajamas in bed?

It's all Oprah's fault. I was watching today, and it was like "FIND YOUR SEXPOT!"
So the conversation went like this:
Me:"Mom, what the hell is a Sexpot?"
Mom:"A person who is smoking pot while having sex"
Me: "What? No."
Mom: "Yes, and Oprah's going to hell."

And, well. Yes, she should have. Because that episode ruined my life. My mom was doing "Sexpot excercises." Terrible. But this wasn't even the worst part.

Me: "Oh God.. this is terrible why the heck would you watch this?"
Mom: "You NEED to watch this! Don't you wanna know how to keep a man?"
Me: "I'm telling grandma"
Mom: "She's gonna say the same thing! WHAT DO YA WANT EM FOR!*"

* Okay, my grandma commented on my cousin's boyfriend who had erectile dysfunction.
My mom told my grandma, and my grandmother said to my mom.. "What!? IT doesn't WORK!? WELL WHAT DOES SHE WANT EM FOR!?"

I don't wanna know this about my family. I just assume that they don't have sexual organs.

Yeah. Those are all of my thoughts.

*Much Lovin*

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I'm home for the summer.

I am so broke.
I have no intentions of getting a job.
Summer Session starts in 4 weeks.
I look great naked.


I'm missing two grades
but this is my anticipated report:

I'm expecting grades in the B+/B/B- range for El Frencho and Le German.

I'm so sick of school.
But I'm also just as sick of my mom.
I can't wait to leave here... it's only been a week.

I could cry man. I was asposed to go to UMD for summer session and HU rejected my course requests.
Now I gotta got back to Hampton for the summer. How wack is that?

At least at school I will have essentials.. like food, and AC, and cable TV.
Andd.. there's never a lack of things to do or friends to make.

It would just be nice to live in a dorm without mold in the shower
...or in my room for that matter.
With coed visitation.
And no summer dress code.

But at home it's just as bad. There's no food.. and the AC is iffy. I'd have to get a lame job somewhere and make enough money to pay for food, gas, entertainment,& other mishaps and expenses. Right. And then there's my mom. Who will probably be a huge pain in my butt again and try to take my freaking car.. again. It's only been a week, and we're not talking... which reminds me I need to go and make a copy of my car keys. Va-room.

My baby is coming home on Friday. Can't wait. I miss him sooooo much.

And my arms hurt from golf.
So.. I think I'm done with this entry.



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